Thoughts from Jayne and Nicki Linney on the state of society. You might recognise Cousin Kevin and Uncle Ernie from Tommy, by the Who.
By Nicki
“Cousin Camoron”
We’re on our own, Peasant, All alone, Peasant.
Let’s think of a game to play , Now the cripples have all gone away.
You won’t be much fun Being thick, Chavey scum. But I’ve no-one to play with today.
Do you know how to play like the Greek? To fuck me it would take more than the police,
But battered and bare, You won’t go anywhere!
There’s a lot I can do to the meek.
How would you feel if I Turned off the gas, Let housing go under, And started to laugh?
What would you do if I shut you outside, Changed all the locks, And catch cold so you died?
I’m the school bully! The classroom cheat. The nastiesy P.M You ever could meet.
I’ll Shit in your cornflakes, Poison your meat…
Another Poem Tribute – Uncle Ernie & Do you think it’s alright (Tommy)
Apologies to Pete Townsend but I couldn’t resist this! Almost calls for a Plebs rewrite of the whole Album??
By Jayne
Do you think it’s alright
To leave George in charge of Money
Do you think it’s alright;
You know he’s hopeless with cash
D’you think it’s alright?
I’m your wicked Uncle Georgie
& you plebs can’t see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Your PM left me here to mind it
Now I’m cutting what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Down with Benefits
Up with the Taxes
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
You impotent as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle…
Ends with a Maniacal Laugh?