Do you think it’s Alright? Cousin Camoron and Uncle Ernie Osborne

Thoughts from Jayne and Nicki Linney on the state of society. You might recognise Cousin Kevin and Uncle Ernie from Tommy, by the Who.

By Nicki

“Cousin  Camoron”

 We’re on our own, Peasant, All alone, Peasant.

Let’s think of a game to play , Now the cripples have all gone away.

You won’t be much fun Being thick, Chavey scum. But I’ve no-one to play with today.

Do you know how to play like the Greek? To fuck me it would take more than the police,

But battered and bare, You won’t go anywhere!

There’s a lot I can do to the meek.

How would you feel if I Turned off the gas,  Let housing go under, And started to laugh?

What would you do if I shut you outside, Changed all the locks, And catch cold so you died?

I’m the school bully! The classroom cheat. The nastiesy P.M You ever could meet.

I’ll Shit in your cornflakes, Poison your meat…

Another Poem Tribute – Uncle Ernie & Do you think it’s alright (Tommy)

Apologies to Pete Townsend but I couldn’t resist this! Almost calls for a Plebs rewrite of the whole Album??

By Jayne

Do you think it’s alright

To leave George in charge of Money

Do you think it’s alright;

You know he’s hopeless with cash

D’you think it’s alright?

I’m your wicked Uncle Georgie

& you plebs can’t see or hear me

As I fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

Your PM left me here to mind it

Now I’m cutting what I want to

Fiddling about

Fiddling about

Fiddle about!

Down with Benefits

Up with the Taxes

Fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

You impotent as I fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about

Fiddle about !

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle…

Ends with a Maniacal Laugh?

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